From Kingpin to King of Comedy

Thought you’d seen the last of him? Think again. After “retiring” from his high-risk import/export business in the 90s (wink, wink), Pablo Escobar faked his own death, swapped the mustache for a mic, and rebranded as Zia Durrani, Mexico’s most wanted stand-up comedian.

Now, instead of laundering money, he’s laundering punchlines—clean, dirty, and everything in between. From dodging DEA agents to dodging bad Yelp reviews, his life has been one big joke… and he’s finally in on it.

Catch him on tour before he mysteriously disappears again.